Pup Tart Enthusiast Prints

'I think you're eating my pup tarts.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Scottish party

Dog in love

Out of kilter.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Highland Piper.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Fashion Week"

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

The Scottish Lawn

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"I see a couch."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"Bruno, sit."

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

Scottish Love

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

A stronger drink

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

Pete had found his home planet.