Pup Tart Enthusiast Prints

'I think you're eating my pup tarts.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dog in love

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Highland Piper.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Fashion Week"

The Scottish Lawn

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"I see a couch."

"Bruno, sit."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

A stronger drink

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

Scottish Love

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

Pete had found his home planet.