Pup Pun Fans Prints

'He has fleas... sheds, and his breath stinks.'

Sailor in Car.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Shell Fire

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Shakespeare Quote

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Cupid misses his shot.

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

The Great Sarcasmo

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

Hell's Schlegel

'I'm just surfing the web.'

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

"Who are your sources? Talk!"

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'