Pup Pun Fans Prints

'He has fleas... sheds, and his breath stinks.'

Sailor in Car.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

The Pink Bantha

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Shell Fire

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Shakespeare Quote

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Cupid misses his shot.

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

The Great Sarcasmo

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

"Who are your sources? Talk!"

'I'm just surfing the web.'

Hell's Schlegel