Punny Sommelier Prints

Grape vines think alike.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

Wino Appreciation Group

Happy Hog - Manet

Wine-tasting Tour.

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Amateurs de vin...

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

"It's his only trick, but I think you'd agree. . . it's a bloody good one!"

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

"Oh no, it's far too tart"

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'Don't tell me, I know this one. Is it wine?'

Picking Brains

Fly Fishing.

"Any advance on 'cat wazz'?

'Why do I choose to paint with wine?--The clean-up.'

Boy turning down pudding because it spoils his wine

"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."

Waterbucks.

"Let he who is without Zin cast the first stone."