Punny Project Enthusiast Prints

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Bob’s Museum

Happy Hog - Manet

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'Design brief.'

Stud Finders: 'These don't even work!'

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Know Your Leaves

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

"Old Dave's been beavering away on that project all week...!"

'You'll have to bring in your own refrigerator.'

"Who'd have thought a crease in the plans would result in an award for outstanding architecture?"

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

'Learning to work part of a team is very important. That way, you have plenty of other people to blame your mistakes on.'

Log in, paper out.

'My little boy took my motorcycle to school today for show and tell.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up this office, and you'll pay the price.'

"Whatever the heck it is, it was built exactly to specifications."

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

Ship Modelers in Damnation

No, Ernie --- Female chipmunks aren't called chip-nuns.

Picking Brains

"Well, well! Looks like someone's not a happy camper! Get it? Happy camper? We're camping? Happy...cam...ahem..."

In hindsight, Giovanni realised that it was probably a bad idea hiring a builder with a short leg!

"You never said your 50,000 shares were penny ones!"

The Armed Forces Building