Punk Parodist Pillows

'Earl, your son has fallen in with the right crowd!'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Housekeeping?!"

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Beware of Everything

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

"And if we start televising the executions we can also market a hilarious bloopers tape."

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

Max Beerbohm

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Beware of Doggerel

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"