Punk Parodist Pillows

'Earl, your son has fallen in with the right crowd!'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Housekeeping?!"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Beware of Everything

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Cartoonist Flashback: January 20, 2009

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Cartoonist Flashback: January 20, 2009

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

"And if we start televising the executions we can also market a hilarious bloopers tape."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 4

Fearless Frog Part 7

Max Beerbohm

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Beware of Doggerel

"I'm going to prescribe a phony cure-all for your hypochondria and a placebo for your fake vomit."

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"