Punk Fashion Mugs

'I want you to meet my son Edward. One day, this company will belong to him and I think it's time for all of you to get to know each other.'

'When we ask you to present a photo ID we prefer one that has your own picture on it.'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'It's okay - I'm a PUNK monk.'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Cash Point - Pin Number?

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

Skater dude.

'Excuse me, but it's 'Casual Friday' around here. Not 'Freaky Friday'.'

"I'd like you to meet my parents Darren... but Daddy has a heart condition!"

'I told the computer what was in our daughter's closet and this is what it suggested as an outfit. Lets take it in to have it checked for viruses.'

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

'It's okay - I'm a PUNK monk.'

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

Step Mom

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Punks

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Nice haircut."

Vivienne Westwood

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Punkins

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.