Punctuality Perfectionist Prints

Miserable man with a clock as a face.

'I thought for sure your perfect attendance record was coming to an end today, Stillwater.'

"You're very punctual, but you may lack a little in ability to plan ahead."

Man running after a watch.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Yes, I'm very slow, but through good planning, I'm never late...'

'Can Mr Rabbit call you back? I'm afraid he's running late again...'

'Am I the first one here?'

"I bet I'm the first one here."

"You're late!"

Wrist watch

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"I see from your resume that you lost your last job due to habitual lateness."

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"Of course we employ the disabled. Halve the staff here are not able to get to work on time, the rest are not able to focus on the job."

'If Carl made it on time, why can't you?'

Time Clock.

'For Pete's sake! I'm all ready to go and you're not even dressed yet!'

Joan grows tired of Lou's stock excuses.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Get a move on, you're late!'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"As part of our effort to raise our on-time performance, your flight left half an hour early."

Punctuation Police

Someone who knows apostrophes

Late BroomStick

'The Questioner'

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

"You keep impeccable time."

Dating an English Major

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke