'At least it's a dry heat'
Pun-loving Soul Mugs
Start their day with a pun-tastic mug that celebrates their love of wordplay. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs will make every sip a smile-inducing experience and brighten their morning routines.
'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Staff support"
Copycats
Zombie standup
Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"
Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."
"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."
'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"You're going to hate yourself."
"I keep feeling we should float the company"
"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"
"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."
'Your French dip, sir.'
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole
Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
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