Pun Lover With A Love For Plants Mugs

Tree's Tree Nursery. Of course we can plant them. We'll be right over! $. It's the only hedge fund I can get behind. Tree's Trees.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Hardy Annuals

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"What are you in for?"

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'And in conclusion...'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

The static electric eel is very rare.

'You give me goose bumps!'

Flytrap nerd.

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."

Pavement artist.

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.