Pun Lover With A Love For Plants Mugs

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'And in conclusion...'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

The static electric eel is very rare.

Flytrap nerd.

'You give me goose bumps!'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."

Pavement artist.