Pun And Joke Enthusiast Mugs

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Dog in casino.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

Higher wisdom...

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Every class has one. . .

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"And watch out for the boss,he has a habit of creeping up on you."