Pumpkin Spice Gifts

Pumpkin Spice Girls

Old pumpkin spice

"Not you, too, Larry. Pumpkin-flavored?"

Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?

"You had me at pumpkin."

"Tell us about yourself, Pete."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Prize vegetables.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Too much cilantro

Scary stuff

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Devi's brew?"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"That's very offensive."

Midnight Basketball

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

People of the Fall

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"