Pump Enthusiast Prints

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

J. R. R. Tolkien

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Pet Cemetery.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Camel'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"I thought it was deeper here."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Nuclear energy.

Water-works.

I think I can...

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Lapdogs

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

'My phone's been tapped!'

Pipe dreams!

Oil Price

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.