Pulp Fiction Aficionado Mugs

As man reads horror fiction, tree reads pulp fiction.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Transylvanian backpackers.

Satya Nutella

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"1-1"

Motorherd

Bangers and Mash

Introducing...Anagraman.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Günter Grass

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

DUNVOTIN

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Cat Scan

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

No jay walking.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Devi's brew?"

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Better Not Squash.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."