Pug Dogs Prints

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet a Puppy

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'They sure have small litters.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Dog Wrestling.

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Fashion Week"

"I see a couch."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"