Puffin Pal Gifts

'Not now son... I'm a puffin.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

Pet a Puppy

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"A little help, please."

Scary stuff

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'I found him on the internet.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Fur Baby

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"Wow, what a DILF."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

A Girl and Her Horse

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

"It's a good boy!"

Jogging...

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.