Pufferfish Enthusiast Prints

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"She's just being Koi."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

A Preschool of Fish

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

The Da Vinci Cod

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Guess who netted it.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."