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Puddle Jumper

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Frog in the puddles.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Nervous Oral Testing

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"You two seem oddly suited."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

A rainbow umbrella

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled