Pudding Patron Mugs

Magritte Man with Xmas pudding instead of apple.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

His Her Cakes

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Cake Free Zone

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"I'll have dessert first."

Dessert

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Making Christmas Pudding.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Baby at Christmas Dinner

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

"Just a drop."

Bake-a-thon.

Banana Split

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

Christmas Pudding

Mum's Diner - you finish those veggies!

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"