Publishing A Book Mugs

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Book publishing.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

"The world isn't ready for a book like this. How would you feel about publishing it posthumously?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'You actually wrote a textbook? Your thumbs must have been killing you!;

"Here it is - my novel. I'll be interested to hear your compliments."

"Don't peddle your new book until the seminar's over."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"I read your manuscript with interest."

Isabel Allende

"Is it yours?"

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

"I know this book I'm writing will be on the Best Sellers list. . . I'm reaching for the sky!"

"My autobiography has just been published. I can't wait to see what it's all about..."

"It may only be two sentences long but I've finally done it. Written the great male romance novel."

'We recommend you not go on tour to promote your self-help investment book.'

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

Vanity Publishing.

'No judicial appeals, but a publisher with clout in Hollywood is interested in your story.'

Sorry I've got Writer's Block.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Meet the author"

"It's a remarkable write, but not an irresistible read."

"Chaucer on lyne thrie."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Squeezing the Free Press.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."