Publishers In Comedy Prints

"What's your novel about?"

Zombie standup

Squeezing the Free Press.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

Litterary Dogs.

Examination.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

America's funniest election gaffes

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Soldiers' Ego

"It's by A.I. Milne."

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

Yep, I started out as a dog groomer.

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

Clive Anderson

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Uncle Sam admires lipstick marks on his butt.

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Charles Darwin Visits a Publisher. "Past performance is not a Guarantee of Future Results" --- It's a nice book, Mister Darwin, but the title is too long.

Football Delivery

Charlie Chaplin

"No, you moron — this is not 'serendipitous'!"

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

If You Praise Anything about the United States

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

The laugh track refuses to work, but I can't see the problem."

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'