Publication Fanatic Prints

'Fifty-seven authors, and neither one of us was included.'

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Addicted to reading

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Jim Carrey,

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Nervous World Markets.

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Heaven

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

The book that will not be denied!

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."