Public Transport Strategist Pillows

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Night tube map

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

The last Passenger Pigeon

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

HS2

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

Bus Stop

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

"I took the road less travelled..."

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"Yes you are correct, buses have been here recently."

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"He misses his commute ."

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'