Public Transport Saga Pillows

"I'm putting you on speaker - it's essential for everyone to hear our conversation."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

The next fast train has gone.

HS2

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Bus for Giraffes.

"Don't make eye contact..."

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Bus Stop

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

What Holds the Subway Together?

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

"I took the road less travelled..."

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

A Train Conductor.

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"Yes you are correct, buses have been here recently."

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

"Look out! It's the subway-marm!"

"He misses his commute ."

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'