Public Transport Planner T-Shirts

'You wait ages for a bus, then three get cut at once.'

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

Bus stop: A full bus stop with people standing holding onto handles like they would on a crowded bus.

Realistic Timetable

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."

'We have weapons of mass disruption.'

'If no one rides it, is it still mass transit?'

'Next bus to Smallville...'

Transport Workers Strike

"You can't possibly upgrade this line. That's a late spider Orchid."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Rail UnFare Rise

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Packed like sardines

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Is Driving Doomed?

'Are we broke yet?'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

The last Passenger Pigeon

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Latest Railway Marvel.

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.