Public Transport Afficionado Pillows

"I'm sorry you're having a hard time, Roy. Please forgive my Schadenfreude."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

The last Passenger Pigeon

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

The next fast train has gone.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Doubledecker bus stop

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

HS2

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Bus for Giraffes.

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

Eric Adams Caricature

"Don't make eye contact..."

Bus Stop

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Planned service changes

What Holds the Subway Together?

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

"I took the road less travelled..."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

'Time used to fly, but with lost luggage, rising costs and delays, it's taking the train.'

A Train Conductor.