Public Transport Adventures Pillows

'Thank you for not giving up your seat to me. Standing is good for the cardiovascular system, which is why women outlive men.'

'Can you turn down your music player?'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

The last Passenger Pigeon

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

The next fast train has gone.

Doubledecker bus stop

HS2

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Subway Thrillers

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Do you mind?"

The return of Miss Subways

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.