Public Transport Adventurer Prints

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

"That means you, pal!"

Bus conductor asks if anyone will have a large,wet lady sit on their lap

We're barely gonna make it!

'You're pressing your pass upside-down and back-to-front - how am I expected to know you are an OAP?'

Subway Organizer

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

"I thought I'd left home with my fold-up bike!"

"No need to change, what you're wearing's fine."

"Do you and Smiley need a ride to the movies?"

Stop that train!

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Is Driving Doomed?

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The last Passenger Pigeon

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

The next fast train has gone.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.