Public Transport Adventurer Prints

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

"That means you, pal!"

Bus conductor asks if anyone will have a large,wet lady sit on their lap

We're barely gonna make it!

'You're pressing your pass upside-down and back-to-front - how am I expected to know you are an OAP?'

Subway Organizer

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

"I thought I'd left home with my fold-up bike!"

"No need to change, what you're wearing's fine."

"Do you and Smiley need a ride to the movies?"

Stop that train!

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The last Passenger Pigeon

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

The next fast train has gone.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Subway Thrillers

HS2