Public Transit Poet T-Shirts

"On my way home today on the bus, a lone grape rolled down the aisle and came to rest near my foot. It was pale free and looked to be of the seedless variety."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

'Time used to fly, but with lost luggage, rising costs and delays, it's taking the train.'

Planned service changes

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Lex Ave Express

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

The bus home.

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Listenin' in

Man - spreading.

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Fare Evader

Train Arrivals

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

Pope Francis on public transport.

Journey to work on the train.

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

The Privatization of the MTA.

Commuting

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

Worm Stop.

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons

Oh, sorry, those were the unearthly screams of the eternally damned. I'll take it off speaker.

Replacement Bus Service