
'Well, somebody here called for a debate!'
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'Well, somebody here called for a debate!'
'Are you supporting Obama's position, or were you just lip-syncing?'
'I hope I haven't bored you.'
He began with an anecdote, spoke off the cuff, digressed from an aside, and flew off on a tangent.
A Puppet Named Juan
'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
They hated me.
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
'When we get there let me do the double talking.'
'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'
'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'
"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"
Campaign for Plain English
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"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"
'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
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Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."
Inclusive speech
'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'
"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."
"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."
Lethal Presentation
'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'
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