Public Space Navigator Prints

Hey, we got kids here - do you mind talking about something a little more appropriate.

Airlines

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"You are here"

Goose checking his GPS.

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

You are Here

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

unravelling your mind

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

"Stacy, Tom thinks you've been acting distance since you became a flight attendant."

Star versus UFO...

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"