Public Service Worker Prints

"You've heard of the 'drugs tsar' and the 'fat tsar'...well this is the new 'waiting room' tsar!"

Social Workers Demand Realistic Targets.

'...it's only a windscreen washer...'

""On a positive note closing all the area offices might encourage some of our clients to develop important coping skills."

"The NHS is BROKEN, a tragically poor reflection of a once great service, underfunded, battered by decades of austerity and government indifference. Now can we move on to staff morale."

New Years Honours List

Department of Human Services is staffed with an Alexa

"We're closed, I advise you to come back in the morning."

"Efficiency savings...protect front line services BLAH! BLAH! refocus on core objectives BLAH BLAH!"

'You're a lousy singer....'

"Just remember the waiting time for the waiting for the annoucement, that waiting time in the NHS has come up- it's still only 5.5 years."

'Need a lift?'

"If you want access to resources it's all down to location."

To improve services this office has been moved to a small island 50 miles north of Skye where it will be open on alternate Tuesday afternoons in October.

"It's a big society idea...we were going to recruit a volunteer committee to recruit a volunteer, volunteer support worker to get volunteers to volunteer to fill in gaps in the service."

The good fireman, bad fireman routine.

"I see myself going into some form of public service, like banking."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Quality Control

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"What was I thinking?!"

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Why Cows Leave Home

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Elections

Flat tax - equal burden?

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Whine and cheezed party."