Public Sector Ponderer Mugs

'I'm sorry, sir, this is the department of Immediate Dissatisfaction. Your appointment is with the Bureau of Eternal Frustration.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"What was I thinking?!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

G7 Summit Concern

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Roe v. Wade

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

Do Guns Kill?

Sybil Obama

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Violent Crime Statistics

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

We Used to Build Things

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."