Public Safety Professional Mugs

"It wasn't easy lugging all these concrete bollards up to the third floor, but at least we don't need to worry about terror truck drivers anymore."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"He's a guard dog."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Beware of Don"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"I say we move on to dessert."

Mou...Man trap!

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

CCTV in church.

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Inhospitality tent.

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

The proper way to wear your mask

Unsafe Drain Covers!

The Modern Godot

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Shark tower surveillance camera.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

(Beware of the dog)

Biro Security

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?