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'Coal again? Really? After all the money I've spent trying to look good?'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Hollywood Sign Developers

'How fast can you hype?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"National security adviser"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Create some buzz!

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

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"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"