Public Policy Student Gifts

Safety is no Accident

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

They're Not Just That Into It

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Who's got the hammer?"

The economy.

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Archival Warfare

British Prime Minister

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Pennies for People, Billions for War

Capital Tours

Budget

Violent Crime Statistics

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Free Radicals.

75 Years of Progress

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

The Problem with World Population Growth

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

What About Whataboutism

Bureau of Power to the People

"We have to make massive cuts so we can reduce debt... which will cut into growth which is needed so we can make massive cuts..."

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

The spend is high

Martin Luther King and Obama.