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The Filibuster.

'I can't win - I double taxes to fund National Health Care, and now everybody's starving to death!'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

It's Not How Long It Takes, It's How Big It Is

Small Cash Infusion

What will You Do About Financial and Environmental Disaster, US Taxpayer?

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Afghanistan: A rock and a hard place.

"So the Yanquis finally passed a national health care plan...we've had the same thing in Cuba for decades."

Who sets the budget?

Caution: Belated Political Realizations about Immigration.

The spend is high

Headless Chicken Dept.

Hate Platforms

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The economy.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

Coronavirus Global Alert

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Population rocket

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

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All-Purpose Obamatoon