Public Holiday Prints

'...and now I suppose they'll expect a day off for EVERY Jubilee!'

'And as a committed Royalist you'd be witnessing this historic event at Westminster Abbey.... or the King's Head.'

'I was an ardent Royalist until I found out that we're only entitled to unpaid leave.'

'I dread holidays when we slash prices at the Dollar Store.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Tourists

The Baby Walker

Easter Island legs

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Santa Claus's Mail

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Airlines

"Meet the scribe"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Club Antisocial

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

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