Public Health Pillows

2021

The C.D.C.'s recommended safe distance to view this cartoon."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Hand sanitizer

The Cougher

'We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities.'

"Our scientists say it would be a public health hazard, but market research shows it would sell like hot cakes - what do you think?"

Virtual Doctor

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

Santa's gifts for 2021

'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"Masks are the new underwear."

Drive Thru Flu Clinic

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

In the interests of hygiene, please use the tongs provided

'Someday, just for a change, why can't we send American Flu to Asia?'

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

'Do you ever feel we're having too many inoculations forced on us?'

World Production.

"Look who thinks he's a big shot!"

"I'm taking a vertical approach to social distancing."

NHS hospital - all over the place.

"Did I miss something?"

To ensure that all of their citizens are protected against the flu, officials in Syracuse released 100,000 flu-inoculating bees.

Please watch your strep.

"You're in luck, in a way. Now is the time to be sick-while Medicare still has some money."

'No Batguy, it wasn't your arch nemesis who dumped toxic chemicals into the city's water supply, it was another deregulated mega-corporation.'

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.

'Will work for pharmacy coverage.'

"I was hoping for a hug afterwards."

"False Start!"

The day the government stepped in to ensure our water was safe.

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.