Public Health Pillows

2021

The C.D.C.'s recommended safe distance to view this cartoon."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Hand sanitizer

The Cougher

'We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities.'

"Our scientists say it would be a public health hazard, but market research shows it would sell like hot cakes - what do you think?"

Virtual Doctor

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

Santa's gifts for 2021

'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Drive Thru Flu Clinic

"Masks are the new underwear."

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

In the interests of hygiene, please use the tongs provided

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

'Someday, just for a change, why can't we send American Flu to Asia?'

'Do you ever feel we're having too many inoculations forced on us?'

"Look who thinks he's a big shot!"

World Production.

"You're in luck, in a way. Now is the time to be sick-while Medicare still has some money."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.

NHS hospital - all over the place.

"Did I miss something?"

"I'm taking a vertical approach to social distancing."

Please watch your strep.

'No Batguy, it wasn't your arch nemesis who dumped toxic chemicals into the city's water supply, it was another deregulated mega-corporation.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

HIV Pressure.

"And the good news is, you only need one dose of this vaccine!"

"I was hoping for a hug afterwards."