Public Health Nerds Gifts

"Covid-19 on port bow!"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Cougher

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

Johnson and Johnson will pay 572 million for Opioids

Vaccines Balancing Act

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."

Confined by Coronavirus

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

VACCINATION REFUSAL

I hadn't seen that jerk in years - then the anti-vaxxers showed up, and now I see him everywhere.

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

"Have a nice day"

The Visitor

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

'Okay - Who built this site?'

"Yes, there is a pre-existing condition. I was once dead."

Trump & WHO

"It makes no sense. Uncontrolled reproduction until their host dies."

WHO Global Pandemic Treaty

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

DHSC considering as-yet unlicensed flu vaccines to boost supply

The Supremes will now ponder Obamacare.

Europe has too few vaccines

44.3 million Americans without health insurance.

'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'

Pierce on Earth

Terror on Coronavirus Cruises

"They grow so fast. In my day, you didn't become morbidly obese until adulthood."

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"