Public Health Enthusiasts Pillows

'Hi! I'm back!....And I'm even earlier this year!'

Experts on Social Distancing

The Cougher

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

Vaccine

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

Earth and the Coronavirus

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"He looks so much like his dad."

COVID Vaccine

"Hey germ, pick on someone your own size."

Johnson and Johnson will pay 572 million for Opioids

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

Vaccines Balancing Act

AIDS prevention

'I'm not sure how to break this to you all... the Atkins diet is back.'

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

Covid Vaccine

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."

Stay away from Pigs.

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

"Why not?"