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Proposals for the fourth plinth...'Should be something that the people can engage with.'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"That'll be five bucks."

Misunderstood artist

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Shell Fire

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Artist on the Beach

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Coot on a jetty

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Hee hee hee, watch this - I just shuffled my feet on the carpet.

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'