Psychology Pun Collector Mugs

"You're not crazy. All cats hate you."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Fist Bumper Cars

X-ray Psychology.

Ms. Rusmore

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

This man is an island.

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

How Romans give each other a high five...

A Brain Drain

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

"Unplug and chill out."

Racketeer

Artichoking victim

Bell Hop

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

'Did you know that a spell checker is useless on math word problems?'

'Group hug anyone?'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

"I understand you're famous for your tantrums."

"Butt cracker"

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."

Spiv

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."