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'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

A child as a pet substitute.

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

Some scents are nonsense.

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

Surgery Instructions.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Fish swimming around inside drip.

'I had this two years ago.'

“Children hate me.”

"They used to call them G.P.s."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

Sensory confusion syndrome.

"This is just a placebo cast, but it makes a lot of people feel better."

"These aspirin are for me. That patient in room 102 is a real pain!"

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

'You wanted a second opinion?'

Therapist giggling behind patient's back.

'Here is my proposal for making our department more efficient. It contains some of my best cognitive distortions.'

'Spin GP'

'If you're tired of only hearing good news or bad news, we're running a special on 'meh' news.'

'Let me know when you find it difficult to speak.'