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Sigmund Freud.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Feel free to take notes."

Historical memory is on life support.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Interdisciplinary studies.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Continuing education.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Do your research!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Back to school.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Oh, crap.'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

The intellectual.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."