Psychic Session Lover Prints

'You meet Mister Right, house prices are down - Oops! I've got it upside down again!'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Monster Baseball

Psychic diving competition.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

"I'd like to make a return."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

Candle Size

When psychiatry works too well!

"You like people and people respond to that."

When I said I wanted a second opinion on my prognosis, this isn't exactly what I meant.

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

Exam Questions Foretold

He claims to be a Freudian, but he's Jung at heart.'

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

"What can you tell me about my life?"

"Lets see now, 'Structural damage due to children eating property...' Nope. Nothing here I'm afraid..."

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

Bartenders making cocktails