Pseudo-survivor T-Shirts

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Desert Island BBQ

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Arf! Arf!'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Drawing on an island.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Starving explorer.

Desert crawler following water

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Scare Doe

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."