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Count Von Moltke.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Czarcasm

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

The unknown war poet.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Maypole

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Otto von Bismarck

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

The Race to Ukraine

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Is it organic?'

Napoleon asking John Bull what to do the Pope

The Jumping Tank

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

"Did we get the line item veto?"

'It's all Greek to me...'

Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...

"Honest man? No, I'm looking for a place to charge my phone."

"Without further ado, please welcome the real 'Indiana Jones!'"

'The guy without the tail? Call himself Adam.'

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"

At the Lost Gods Home

Great moments in shopping

Actualities - Diplomacy cannot rock Mars, god of war, to sleep

Whither now, EU?