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'He took the first prize at the bird show, He ate the prize budgie,'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Cry babies.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'That was fun!'

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"He looks just like your husband."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'