Proud Non-fisher Mugs

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"This is our basic flush but I think your loved one would appreciate a more substantial flush."

Buddha Fishing

No Fear.

"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"

Angler to fish coming out of 'Sensitivity Training': 'Okay, next time I'll give you one of those tasty, live nightcrawlers.'

Fishing.

Do you suppose that out there somewhere, there are other goldfish in other bowls?

'What is he fishing for?'

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

"Well, it's certainly no one I know!"

'Blood-curdling screams, Hayes, will do nothing to help us catch a fish.'

The Game Man: And is interested only in water as clear as gin - and twice as expensive.

Fish in a piano

A gangster ice fishing by shooting through the ice.

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

'When I was little I used to like fishing and girls - Now I'm big I just like fishing!'

'Stop right there! Do not bring that thing home until it's cleaned and gutted!'

'Bloody hell, a cod!'

An Angel sits fishing on a cloud and catches a Christian Fish.

'Mustn't Grumble!'