Protestant Tradition Lover Mugs

Menno Simons (Mennonism)

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Man Reading Laptop.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Maypole

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

Shavuot - Like!

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Time for Tea

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

John Calvin

Queen reigning.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

First Marriage.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

Happy Hogmanay!

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."